Shinesty The 009 Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear with Fly 2XL

Name's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi's mom in the first scene of the movie. Who's gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless there's some serious grit to it, maybe even the possibility of a Punisher level redemption plot? Like, why else would Bambi befriend someone named 'Thumper'? But we're getting off track. The point is you should always dress to impress. No one wants to sputter along in a Toyota Echo when they can roll up in a stretch hummer limousine. People notice the difference. Size matters. That's why these high-class bow-tied nut huggers matter.

Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear - Your Balls Will Thank You

• Supportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle
• Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day
• So' Like sooo so' Like, softer than a baby chinchilla so'
• Anti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch.

Softest Fabric Around - Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex is moisture wicking and breathable.

All Modal is not equal. Our proprietary knitting process gives you a more sumptuous Modal per square inch for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product than the competition.

How it Fits - Perfectly, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent ride up, plus extra space and support for the twins. If you're between sizes or want more support, we recommend sizing down.