{"product_id":"the-big-bang-glow-in-the-dark-constellation-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-with-fly-xl","title":"Shinesty The Big Bang Glow-in-the-Dark Constellation Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear with Fly XL","description":"\u003cp\u003eI bet you first saw this pattern and said, \"aww! I love the stars!\" Then, I bet you were like, \"let me find the big dipper, I can always find that\" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock you realize why we call them The Big Bang. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBall Hammock Pouch Underwear - Your Balls Will Thank You\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupportive and enhancing pouch keeps the goods off your legs and out of the grundle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSo' Like sooo so' Like, softer than a baby chinchilla so'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnti-bunching, no-itch stitching, 4-way stretch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoftest Fabric Around - Luxury 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex is moisture wicking and breathable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll Modal is not equal. Our proprietary knitting process gives you a more sumptuous Modal per square inch for a softer, better fitting, and more durable product than the competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow it Fits - Perfectly, with an even and lightly compressive fit through the legs to prevent ride up, plus extra space and support for the twins. If you're between sizes or want more support, we recommend sizing down.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48341107376385,"sku":"97227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/3134\/1057\/files\/97227A.jpg?v=1775163283","url":"https:\/\/olala-shop-3.myshopify.com\/products\/the-big-bang-glow-in-the-dark-constellation-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-with-fly-xl","provider":"olala-shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}